The itsy bitsy spider…

…climbed up the water-spout (‘cept in this song it’s really the front of the toilet bowl). (Oh!  And the spider was NOT itsy bitsy.  It was BIG.  And a disgusting muddy yellow color.) (Also?  There’s a human in this version of the song.  Who had just pulled down her pants when she spotted said spider moving … Continue reading The itsy bitsy spider…